Yeah that sums up my life
I got so pissed that I just threw it at his head. No regrets.
“… Such a little boner.”
“Boromir! Give the boner to Frodo.”
“As you wish. I care not.”
I just peed a little ok
I’d like to thank the academy…. For this giant elephant trunk dildo. (Taken with Instagram at International Mr. Leather IML)
Where is the lifesize version.
Super Spud. That is all.
Arrogant traditional leaders suck!
This is probably a great way to deal with anyone.